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learning to love forty

January 12, 2012
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learning to love forty

I have been forty years old for 12 days now. It’s growing on me. Slowly. And so when I saw this in my Facebook feed today I immediately clicked on it. Check out what the ever so wise Andy had to say about us gals. I particularly like this one… “A woman over forty knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of forty give a hoot what you might think about her or what she’s doing.” I think I love him. And just because I can, you can expect some ‘Imma gonna get my forty freak-on!’ posts coming very shortly. Cheers my young grasshoppers! Natasha~    

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I am kinda PISSED…

August 23, 2011
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I am kinda PISSED…

What the Freakin’ Firetruck is wrong with Hollywood?? Is there not an original idea floating around anywhere in La La Land these days!! I just heard that Ridley Scott is planning to revisit and remake the world of “Blade Runner”.  This is the icing on the shit cake that includes the overly cheesy Kenny Ortega announcing (and then shamelessly plugging away on So You Think You Can Dance) the remake of “Dirty Dancing”. What is wrong with these people? Why can they just leave the classics alone and let them BE CLASSICS! Especially the classics that they made in the first place! Blade Runner and Dirty Dancing are two of my favourite movies of all time. The mere thought of someone other than Patrick Swayze playing Johnny is unfathomable to me. And can someone please explain to me who on earth they can get to embody the anguish and...

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Wordless Wednesday-Products too Ridiculous for Words!!

August 3, 2010
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Wordless Wednesday-Products too Ridiculous for Words!!

In talking to a few moms lately, these incredible products came to my attention.  I am quite speechless about most of them-as in WTF!!  Some are just silly and some are downright AWFUL!! Yup–she now has a baby wig/toupee on!! A floaty ring–around the neck?? And the worst one BY FAR……

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Mommy, you have a big booty shack!!!

July 16, 2010
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Mommy, you have a big booty shack!!!

This is my son’s favourite thing to say to me these days!  He is at that ‘oh, so wonderful’ age of 3.5 years old when he is REALLY discovering his world and all the sights, sounds and smells that go along with it. And because he is 3.5 years old, he also talks about whatever it is he is thinking or seeing or smelling or discovering incessantly.  It is an amazing time for him and for us, but can also be a very embarrassing time for us as well–like at Starbucks a few weeks ago, when he LOUDLY pointed out that another mommy had a VERY big booty shack, as I slowly tried to slide under the table and avoid all eye contact with anyone! All this brings me to the reason for this post.  In another of his very observatory moments, this morning as I was getting dressed...

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